Spring??? Where are the rains and the warm??

I feel a victim of false advertising. It was supposed to be a "Typical" Minnesota Spring, but thus far all we have is the driest May since the dustbowl year of 1934, and I have to wear a jacket or sweater and STILL am sleeping in long-sleeved flannel PJs. This is absolutely not right, so I have been complaining to the MAN upstairs. Since He hasn't seen fit to change things, I am wondering if he is as old as I am and beginning to need a hearing aide.
That prior sentence is NOT blasphemy, but one of my many attempts at humor. I thought it funny but not hilarious. How about you???